Sodomite Parade Reduced to a Trickle of Sissies

What Sodomites across the State of West Virginia hoped would be a large parade, highlighting their filthy and exceedingly sinful lifestyle, turned out to be a low-key gathering largely ignored  by the local media.  I think people are getting bored with this debauchery. There was not much to be reported on, other than a small band of old local queers and lesbians trying to recruit others to yield to a reprobate mind.

Only a few Bible ignorant and disobedient parents drug their children to this years event that seemingly did not happen, well at least according to the standards I have witnessed since preaching this decadent event since 2008.

The parade was led by the Asbury United Methodist Synagogue of Satan consisting of mostly men taking on the appearance of twisted sisters.  Floats were just poorly decorated wagons or pickup trucks. Some were loaded with children and flanked by adults and parents who we warned and suggested that they drown themselves, per scripture, before continuing to destroy the minds and spirits of God’s precious ones.

Other so-called floats carried gangs of tranny’s that were mostly just fat old men in left  over prom gowns with women’s make up spattered on their faces.  The tranny bathing suit brigade looked like pigs in a blanket.  Yes that’s right, these bathing suit “beauties?” were so fat that you could have made horse blankets out of their bathing suits.

Then there were crowned winners of perverted and strange beauty  contests, but we street preachers could not be sure if they were queens or kings!?

And of course the parade watchers.  They received the gospel too as we preached from our King James Bibles, while being threatened by these enthusiastic twisted perverts. Larry McCune and I  being led by Dwane Karr’s Biblical example reminded the sodomite community that Jesus Christ could and would save them if they would repent and  put their full faith and trust in what he did on the cross at Calvary for them.  We declared the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ the Son of God to these lost sodomites on a slippery slope to Hell.  Many of the children forced to this event by disillusioned  parents and guardians paid close attention when I told them to call “911” if anyone was touching their private parts.  I can only hope and pray that my “911” warning caused much uproar between law enforcement and the sodomite  community.